Brown Minutes: LOL @ MySpace tech support

Recently written in a bulletin by one of my MySpace friends:

I recently sent a request to myspace asking how to take “last login” off my profile, this is the response i recieved:

MySpace Contact1 wrote:
Hello,

Please verify that you are logging in with the correct password and username. We also recommend clearing your browser’s cookies and temporary internet files and then try logging in again.

Often, changing internet browsers can do the trick. For example, try Internet Explorer if you are using AOL. Note: Mac users should use Safari or Firefox for the best browsing results.

Also, try lowering the your browsers security settings. If you are using a firewall, try lowering those settings, if possible.

If you have already tried the methods above, check to make sure your profile still exists by finding your profile on the site. Also, look for comments you posted on your friends’ profiles. If you cannot find your profile, it may have been deleted. MySpace may delete profiles if they violate the site’s Terms and conditions. You cannot retrieve a deleted account.

If problems persist, please reply to this e-mail and provide a brief explanation of the problem that you are having, the e-mail address and password with which you are trying to log in.

If this does not address your issue completely, please press “Reply” and provide any additional information you feel is relevant.

Thank you,
MySpace.com

Then I responded with:

To Whom it may Concern,

Thank you for your response to my question, however this is not at all what I was asking about. I would like to get rid of the “last login” line displayed on my profile that shows the last time I loged into myspace. I do not want people to know when I was on, even my friends. Yes I’m odd, thats just how I role.

Thank you again

Peter

To which they replied:

Hello,
Thank you for contacting Customer Service at MySpace.com.
To help us further assist you in logging in, please send the following:
Email/log on address:
Password (If you are uncomfortable sending your password, you may send a salute – a current photo of yourself holding a hand written sign containing your account ID for verification purposes):
A link to your site would also be very helpful as there may be an error with your email/log on address.
Thank you
MySpace.com

Which necessitated this from me:

Ok your completely wasting my time and clearly not even reading my emails. So first off, kiss my white butt. Secondly, I want to take off of my profile where it displays:

LAST LOGIN

if you cannot understand this they you clearly are a bunch of fools who have no business working with mentally challenged hamsters, let alone computers.

So if my profile suddenly gets deleted, you all know why.

107 thoughts on “Brown Minutes: LOL @ MySpace tech support

  1. Thats exactly what I’ve been trying to find out too. I hate how it shows last login date.
    Does anyone actually know how to do it??

  2. All of a sudden I cannot access my space.It will not accept my name or password. My friends are able to access my profile but I can\’t. I have written to you before and didn\’t get an answer. I guess myspace is not important to any of you guys. I need help but I am not getting it. I know all of you at myspace really care about us little people. Not!!!!!

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